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Friday, March 20, 2009

Late night laugh...

Remember that book I told you about? The one that is going to teach me to get my "groove" back? :) Well, I just had to share this little piece with you that I read last night....do you know how hard it is to try and not laugh out loud so you don't wake the sleeping one next to you? SO HARD! I wanted to belly laugh, but I managed to keep it in...somewhat. This is her talking about trying to find a store to shop at that carries clothes that fit our "Mom criteria....

"I just have to wonder where they are hiding the stores for women who are youthful, still interested in sex and on a budget? These are my other critical concerns for fashion: It has to be comfortable, even during my PMS week; it has to be machine washable; it has to be free of any beads, flowers or sharp buttons that would impale any child who needs a hug or to be carried to bed; it can't wrinkle so badly during carpool that I look like I've slept in my car; it has to be easily removed so that I can go potty several hundred times a day; it can't give me a wedgie, can't show my midriff, and it has to make me look thinner than I really am."

Couldn't have said it any BETTER myself.

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